Protection Against Scary Movie Monsters!

[reblogged from bravenet]

  I’ve just been having a look online and it would seem that there are some pretty bizarre insurance policies around… 

   It may sound a little strange, but a good many people now have cover against such things as vampire/werewolf attacks and alien abductions.  It is common knowledge that we have certain problems in our society, but these are all unfamiliar dangers to me…

   I thought that insurance was a pretty boring business and only dealt with mundane matters such as flooding, burglary or fire.  However, now that I know it can involve lycanthropes, the undead and interstellar life forms, I shall give it far more respect!

   The next time I talk to someone about my car insurance, I think I’ll ask a few other questions…  along with their pub, home, life and shop insurance, what other policies do they have?  And can they offer me any financial reimbursement if I am unfortunate enough to be the victim of a blood-sucking fiend?